A tough decision.

Adolf has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $10,000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first girl goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $10,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $10,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Which of the women did the Adolf eventually marry? He thinks for a while about harmony, love and meaning of life and takes the girl with the biggest tits. Her name is Eva. See picture above. Smart decision. Is it not?

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Night Languor - Adolf's story about one of his magic night with Eva.
Authors: Juniper Iris (USA), Irina V Abramova (Russia).

Operation Y: Let's all get up and remember something old and cool. Really cool!
Operation Y. Producer Leonid Gaidai.
Super trio: Yuri Nikulin, Georg Vitcin, Evgeni Morgunov and magnificent Shurik - Aleksandr Demjanenko.
MosFilm, 1965. Made in Russia. Well done.
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